…… 懒得开头了，直接来罢！ 文件：

• Java源程序：file
• res/1.jpg: file
• res/2.jpg: file
• res/3.jpg: file
• res/4.gif: file 记得把图片和Java代码放在同一个文件夹内！然后图片又都放在一个res文件夹内！！！ 如图：

写了好久，累死了

//源代码
package myProject;
import java.awt.Font;
import java.awt.event.ActionEvent;
import java.awt.event.ActionListener;
import java.util.Random;
import javax.swing.ImageIcon;
import javax.wing.JButton;
import javax.swing.JLabel;
import javax.swing.JFrame;
import javax.swing.JOptionPane;
public class Project {
	public static void main(String[] args) {
		Project.init();
	}
	public static void init() {
		JFrame f = new JFrame("嘿嘿嘿");
		f.setLocation(500,200);
		f.setSize(300,200);
		f.setLayout(null);
		f.setResizable(false);
		f.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);
		f.setUndecorated(true);
		JLabel l = new JLabel("你是小黑子吗（doge");
		JLabel l1 = new JLabel();
		ImageIcon icon = new ImageIcon("res/1.jpg");
		l1.setIcon(icon);
		l.setBounds(120, 80, 200, 40);
		l1.setBounds(0, 0, 300, 200);
		l.setFone(new Font("宋体", Font.BOLD, 18));
		f.add(l);
		f.add(l1);
		JButton j1 = new JButton("是");
		JButton j2 = new JButton("不是");
		JButton j3 = new JButton("关闭");
		j1.setBounds(0, 160, 80, 40);
		j2.setBounds(220, 160, 80, 40);
		j3.setBounds(230, 0, 80, 40);
		f.add(j1);
		f.add(j2);
		f.add(j3);
		ProjectLister j = new ProjectLister(f, j1, j2, j3);
		j1.addActionListener(j);
		j2.addActionListener(j);
		j3.addActionListener(j);
		f.setVisible(true);
	}
}

class ProjectLister implements ActionListener {
	JFrame f;
	JButton j1;
	JButton j2;
	JButton j3;
	int k = 0;
	int i = 0, j = 0;
	Random rand = new Random();
	public ProjectLister(JFrame f, JButton j1, JButton j2, JButton j3) {
		this.f = f;
		this.j1 = j1;
		this.j2 = j2;
		this.j3 = j3;
	}
	@Override
	public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent e) {
		if (e.getSource() == j1)
		{
			JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(f, "欢迎，小黑子！！！");
			f.dispose();
			i = rand.nextInt(1000);
			j = rand.nextInt(500);
			JFrame f1 = new JFrame("哈哈哈");
			f1.setLocation(i, j);
			f1.setSize(250, 240);
			f1.setLayout(null);
			f1.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);
			JLabel l1 = new JLabel();
			ImageIcon icon = new ImageIcon("res/4.gif");
			l1.setBounds(0, 0, 250, 240);
			l1.setIcon(icon);
			f1.add(l1);
			f1.setVisible(true);
		}
		else if (e.getSource()== j2) {
			f.dispose();
			i = rand.nextInt(1000);
			j = rand.nextInt(500);
			f.setLocation(i, j);
			f.setVisible(true);
			k++;
			if (k>=5) {
				k = 0;
				JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(f, "あなたの恐れのないもがきを止めましょう、子供\n停止你那无畏的挣扎吧，孩子");
                i = rand.nextInt(1000);
				j = rand.nextInt(500);
				JFrame f1 = new JFrame("哈哈哈");
				f1.setLocation(i, j);
				f1.setSize(310, 330);
				f1.setLayout(null);
				JLabel l1 = new JLabel();
				ImageIcon icon = new ImageIcon("res/3.jpg");
				l1.setBounds(0, 0, 300, 300);
				l1.setIcon(icon);
				f1.add(l1);
				f1.setVisible(true);
			}
		}
		else if (e.getSource()== j3) {
			f.dispose();
			i = rand.nextInt(1000);
			j = rand.nextInt(500);
			f.setLocation(i, j);
			f.setVisible(true);
			k++;
			if (k>=5) {
				k = 0;
				JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(f, "想跑？门都没有！！！\n你是逃不掉的，哈哈哈哈");
                i = rand.nextInt(1000);
				j = rand.nextInt(500);
				JFrame f1 = new JFrame("哈哈哈");
				f1.setLocation(i, j);
				f1.setSize(310, 330);
				f1.setLayout(null);
				JLabel l1 = new JLabel();
				ImageIcon icon = new ImageIcon("res/2.jpg");
				l1.setBounds(0, 0, 300, 300);
				l1.setIcon(icon);
				f1.add(l1);
				f1.setVisible(true);
			}
		}
	}
}

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